divorce beard

A beard a newly separated or divorced man grows in order to show that he's young, hip, cool. Sometimes, but not always, accompanied by a manbun.

"What is on Joe's face?" "Oh, he's just growing a divorce beard."

by Lucretia Maxwell December 27, 2015

Handsome Beard

When a man and a very nice beard growth, thick and well kept without the need of constant grooming.

Person 1: Wow check that mans beard out it really suits him!

Person 2: Oh yeah, you're right...that truly is a handsome beard!

by punkwendyhouse November 14, 2011

Dragon's Beard

The loose skin that remains on the underside of a circumsized penis.

"Would please give my Dragon's Beard a tug?"

by Charlie Victor Echo November 16, 2017

Beard Bulking

When you let your beard grow wild af before you go and get a rigorous trim, sculpt, and product beard massage.

Me: Wow Tyler, you’re beard is looking pretty unruly.

Tyler: I’m beard bulking to look fly for the ladies this summer.

by Jaydawn April 27, 2022

Chinese Beard

Slang for a surgical face mask often used in public areas to prevent the spread of illnesses, incredibly popular in the Asian community.

"Yo man, there's a cold going around. You better strap on your Chinese Beard!"

by Wookieflookieflame February 1, 2020

beard blind

the inability to see or recall if a man or woman has facial hair, including if it changes over time. not to be confused with beard blinders; the use of one's hands to part excessive facial or other hair. Ex "his beard was so copious she had to use beard blinders to kiss him

Beard blind in the witness made the garden gnome bank robbers hard to finger

by odiepeyote February 25, 2017

ksi beard

dead.

my grandma just ksi beard

by andre Nickatina January 30, 2021