-wtf is that girl doin?
-oh, no1 told u! that the new air-humping dance.
-oh so like she did the hump&drink!
-oh, no1 told u! that the new air-humping dance.
-oh so like she did the hump&drink!
by tofen & girlyo October 7, 2006
Get the hump&drinkmug. by That smart cracker February 2, 2018
Get the Dry humpingmug. həmp-ɪŋ-e-dɛsk
Idiom/Verb (Informal)
1. Being so consumed with ones job (and/or studies) that one actually begins to develop romantic (and/or sexual) relations with their furniture.
*The phrase originated in the early 21st century during which time a friend was defending his recently reclusive behaviors to another friend. While describing and defending these behaviors, the defense articulated that he had been studying for his MCAT and consequently "humping his desk".
*The phrase should be used in similar context during which the "humper" wishes to place extreme emphasis on his level of work.
*This phrase is often followed by adverbs such as: relentlessly, dutifully, professionally, consistently, and furiously (less frequent).
*The phrase should never be followed my adverbs such as: cheerfully, enthusiastically, or happily. If this is the case, said "humper" is stating a counterintuitive argument and is most likely being untruthful in his claims.
*Desk Humping is never fun
Idiom/Verb (Informal)
1. Being so consumed with ones job (and/or studies) that one actually begins to develop romantic (and/or sexual) relations with their furniture.
*The phrase originated in the early 21st century during which time a friend was defending his recently reclusive behaviors to another friend. While describing and defending these behaviors, the defense articulated that he had been studying for his MCAT and consequently "humping his desk".
*The phrase should be used in similar context during which the "humper" wishes to place extreme emphasis on his level of work.
*This phrase is often followed by adverbs such as: relentlessly, dutifully, professionally, consistently, and furiously (less frequent).
*The phrase should never be followed my adverbs such as: cheerfully, enthusiastically, or happily. If this is the case, said "humper" is stating a counterintuitive argument and is most likely being untruthful in his claims.
*Desk Humping is never fun
Wendy: "Hey John, have you seen Peter lately?"
John: "No Ms. Wendy, that dude's been Humping a Desk; (Humping his/her Desk) for weeks... Says he has some big project coming up"
Wendy: "Oh."
John: "No Ms. Wendy, that dude's been Humping a Desk; (Humping his/her Desk) for weeks... Says he has some big project coming up"
Wendy: "Oh."
by sturgepurge93 February 28, 2018
Get the Humping a Desk; (Humping his/her Desk)mug. What you get drunk of.
by superlugia August 23, 2008
Get the lady humpmug. verb. When a person of infinately shiny and greasy proportions proceeds to dry hump you, making you oily in the process.
by Operation LOLOL February 19, 2008
Get the Shine Humpmug. The act of breaking up with your boyfriend/girlfriend and a week later you fornicate with them knowing that in the end you are going to tell them you want to be "just friends". After the act is done you also throw down $40 on their desk and immediately leave.
Last night my roommates ex boyfriend was pulling a humps when he came over after he had been drinking, had sex with her, told her that he wants to be friends and then left $40 for a previous purchase. He then left and walked home.
by princess cinderella October 24, 2008
Get the Pulling a humpsmug. by BallisticJ October 8, 2012
Get the Hump-Cattingmug.