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sandy hot pocket

When you see a super loose slutty girl on a beach and her pussy lips are hanging out so far you can see them. You dip your toe in the sand and shove it up her pussy
Some thot over there lips were hanging out so I gave her the sandy hot pocket
by Señor Epstein February 4, 2021
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Hot pocket

A big fine bitch with a warm bootyhole
“Dammmmn shawty got a hot pocket
by theebawdy April 15, 2022
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Peruvian Hot Pocket

When a Peruvian man named "Robert" defecates into the mouth of a Llama who is actively peeing into the asshole of said man named "Robert".
Tyler, I will not be in the office today due to the Peruvian Hot Pocket that I had last night.
by peruvian lover August 5, 2022
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Hot Pocket Topic

A subject of conversation that causes intense and immediate anger (ie. Religion, Politics, Covid 19, etc), much like biting into a hot pocket. Also a play on “hot button topic”.
Wearing a mask interferes with my freedoms and…”

“Whoa Keith, that’s a Hot Pocket Topic! Nobody bites, nobody gets burned. Let’s not go there.”
by Robin Hoodlum October 29, 2021
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Dry Socket Hot Pocket

Man, I can't believe I smashed Ethel's Dry Socket Hot Pocket when I got lit last night.
by Kozaka January 4, 2024
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Hot Pocket

A slur for Jewish people

“Quick easy thing to cook in an oven”
Are you kiddin’ me? That hot pocket couldn’t last a second in Auschwitz
by RanchConsumer December 11, 2023
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Hot pocket

When you fart in bed and lift the sheets just enough so the smell hits your significant other right in the face. At the moment of impact you sing “Hot Pocket” like the jingle from the commercials.
“You wanna Dutch oven me?! I’ll hit you with a Hot Pocket when you least expect it!”

“Wanna get sweet revenge? Give him a Hot Pocket.”
by Sassy pantsuit October 11, 2018
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