Hot Pocket

When a straight couple has sex in a sleeping bag, causing them to be very sweaty and disgusting.

Aye, me and my bitch made a hot pocket last night

by Vinny7272 on Xbox November 26, 2020

Alabama Hot pocket

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.

“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”

by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020

Gypsy Hot Pocket

Sex act involving more than 2 penises in one orifice.

Jose, steve, and barry performed a Gypsy Hot Pocket on Stacie last night by performing the Triful Tower in her ho ha!

by Gypsy Hot Pocket Slinger November 29, 2021

hawaii hot pocket

the act of inserting pineapple into the vagina of another women, and then fucking it.

Holy shit bro, my dick burns after I gave that fat bitch a hawaii hot pocket last night.

by conqueeftdador III April 5, 2024

hot pocket mouth

Mouth burns from biting into a Hot Pocket.

I had a serious case of hot pocket mouth after biting into that hot pocket.

by Actuarius81 October 23, 2020

Hot Pocket

When you have sex with a girl on their period

man she totally hot pocketed me last night!

by Buttermilkbonelli September 21, 2019

Hot Pocket

When you place Saran wrap in your partner's mouth and then you s*** into their mouth that is a "Hot Pocket"

My girlfriend let me give her a Hot Pocket last night this one tasted like s*** for real !

by Sikestwon June 16, 2022