Harry Potter test

A test you give someone one when your unsure whether you like them or not. The first question is 'Did you laugh when Dumbledore died?'. It's best to not use the same words as those ones because you will look like a random freak.

The answer is that it wasn't funny.
The second question is 'Chocolate or strawberry icecream?'. This has been Daniel Radcliff approved. In an interview once, when asked whether he liked chocolate or strawberry icecream more he said 'Chocolate, I'm not stupid.'
That is proof that stupid people like strawberry icecream, and smart people like chocolate icecream.

The date was going badly, and I didn't know whether I should pretend I have to leave or stay, so I did the Harry Potter Test on her. She said her favourite part of the sixth movie was when Dumbledore died. I didn't even bother to ask the second question, I just avada kedavrad her and left. She deserved it.

by OrangeDough August 24, 2010

harry monk

English slang for spunk, and any idiot knows this, well anyone who actually is English

She had a load of Harry Monk on her Boat

by Jezza March 31, 2005

Harry

A really really sexy person who has a 3 ft willy and can steal anybody’s girl, he’s exceedingly hot and fit and has a 20 pack , every girl loves him

Omg I love harry so much ! He has a massive willy ! Have you heard about Harry he’s really fit

by Meatlovinman October 19, 2019

Harry Potter

An evil book series that explicitly mentions witchcraft in nearly every chapter. It is an enemy of Jesus and you should never let your kids read/watch it. Show them The Passion of the Christ instead.

"Hey, does your kid wanna see the new Harry Potter movie with my kid?"
"No, we don't want to expose him to that trash yet."
"Whatever."

by ArnoldtheRubberDucky October 19, 2014

Harry Kane

An English striker who plays for Premier League club Tottenham Hotspur. In his breakout season (14/15) he scored 21 league goals and 30 total in all competitions which was enough for him to be awarded the PFA Young player of the Year award, and last season he won the Premier League 'golden boot', with 25 league goals scored, as well as scoring a total of 32 goals in all competitions.

He has also played 17 times for the England national team, scoring 5 goals.

'He's One Of Our Own,
He's One Of Our Oooown,
Harry Kane,
He's One Of Our Own!'

by SemajCOYS September 5, 2016

Harry Potter

A series of very good books by J.K. Rowling, which has inrigued the world.
The five titles are as follows:
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

Two more Harry Potter titles are to be released in the near future.

The next title:
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince is due out on July 16th 2005

Harry Potter, son of the late Lily and James Potter and arch-enemy of the dark Lord Voldemort along with his best friends Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. Student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizadry. Harry Potter has come across many obstacles in his life such as escaping death from Lord Voldemort leaving nothing but a scar on his forehead the shape of a lightning bolt.

Very good books I must say and no comparison to the Lord of the Rings Trilogy.

by Yaseen January 21, 2005

Harry Potter

A sexual position involving a grappling hook, a pineapple, a traffic cone, and a glow stick. After that point, use your imagination.

Harry Potter? Hell yea!

by fdfjdflkajdsf June 29, 2008