hooberstank

The mating call for when a hot lass enters the moshpit

Yeeeooow hooberstank chucka speaker

by Saddok April 22, 2017

Hoofer snoofer

Any and all creatures with a woofs like a horse or a deer ect...

I just saw a hoofer snoofer in the meadow.

by Lover of all things furry April 22, 2017

Hooter

An owl for people that cannot speak English.

There's a hooter outside my window

by TheMasterOfAllHotDefinitions February 7, 2021

son of a hooker

A phrase you yell in class when you have no idea what the teacher is talking about, and you have no idea what the hell is on the board. It's softer that son of a bitch, yet very effective. The teacher will automatically catch that you have no clue and stop to help you.

Teacher: 3xy + dy/dx 75497h54utrw98yht4itr;ogeo;iugfe vdkuvdsogusvou

Student: *???* SON OF A HOOKER!

Teacher: Oh gee, I'm sorry, let me help you understand this bull crap I've got here on the board!

Student: Thank you!

by vdb2725 February 19, 2011

laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck

A common South Africa saying that describes a person who is laughing uncontrollably.

Blair told Ryan the definition of a dirty felcher and started laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck.

by jdddog December 5, 2011

dirt road hooker

A girl who wears scrubby clothes, and doesn't take care of herself, but manages to sleep with many guys.

Bob: "Who shows up to a party with no shoes, booty shorts, a scrubby tank top, and nappy ass hair?"

Rob: "A dirt road hooker"

Bob: "Ah, true"

by boomboombaby23 January 15, 2013

Pro bono hooker

Slut, whore

This online dating makes me feel like a pro bono hooker.

by Amishcomedian January 16, 2014