when a horse has sex, or sometimes oral sex (or possibly anal sex) with a woman or man. When the horse blows its load it often smiles and says something clever, leaving the person covered in horse semen.
Person: "This horse is aggressive"
Horse: "fuck yeah! mothafucka!"
Person: "You ejaculated on my head and clothes!"
Horse: "It's because you were fuckin' fucked by a horse you fuckin' fuck fucker!"
Horse: "fuck yeah! mothafucka!"
Person: "You ejaculated on my head and clothes!"
Horse: "It's because you were fuckin' fucked by a horse you fuckin' fuck fucker!"
by Big Wank April 08, 2006
That fat girl over there has a horse ass.
by Corey V April 04, 2008
The female equivolent of a small penis. A large and loose vagina. As undesireable amongst the male population as a 3 inch penis is to the female population.
Man, that girl from last night would have been a perfect 10 if it wasn't for her horse pussy! She had the biggest meat curtains I have ever seen. When I first saw it I thought it was a bulldog chewing on mayonaise!
by Nosam September 24, 2007
An overly large dildo. Used mainly when the vagina has grown too large for a normal dildo and a nightmare to men everywhere.
I broke up with my girlfriend when i found her horse dildo.
I found a horse dildo at Carter's and he was just as shocked as i was.
I found a horse dildo at Carter's and he was just as shocked as i was.
by shakkakan February 04, 2010
One of the many cruel labels that fall on butt ugly people with ridiculously long faces and large, gummy buckteeth.
by decepti_kun January 15, 2006
by Caker May 03, 2006
A girl who is normally named Ava and has taken her obsession of horses way too far. She will neigh like a horse, eat carrots at lunch, gallop in gym class and definitely will bite you if you get on her bad side.
by flopspotsux October 06, 2019