Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018

Hand grenade

When a girl is on her period and already in a bad mood. So you proceed to turn her on and when you finally get the chance, you pull the rope on her ramping and run as fast as you can.

Yeah, she's on the rag right now and won't put out. So I surprised her with a hand grenade and hauled ass outta there.

by Bkow March 16, 2017

Nazi grenade

Lazily comparing a person or group to the Nazis in an attempt to discredit them.

Used interchangeably with Hitler grenade.

The conversation was going well, but then my friend lobbed in the Nazi grenade.

by Amazing Tesla April 18, 2016

Jump on a grenade

The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).

Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.

Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.

Guy 2: I got you man.

by calmdownyoufuckingsjw August 17, 2016

grenade singh

A fatass bomb kid that explodes

Happy Birthday Grenade Singh

by nigganiggahigga May 30, 2016

jumped on the grenade

A female in a group or in a pair, that's not attractive. The one no one wants. But since she's not attractive and doesn't get the same attention as her hotter friends she gets jealous and turns into a cock block.

"I was hangin out with a buddy and took one for the team, jumped on the grenade to divert her attention."

by CaptainAmerica0329 September 25, 2013

groove grenade

Performance choreographed by a band, choir, or dance group to be done in a public setting with no prior warning to the bystanders. The goal is to get in, perform, and get out anonymously. Usually filmed and posted to the internet via You Tube.

Grab your camera- Nate's band is going to throw down a groove grenade in Time Square!

by Bloodngore July 13, 2011