Greg

A greg is someone who is fundamentally inferior but delusional in self-superiority. Don’t be a Greg.

Why are you bring such a Greg?

by nigaret December 11, 2023

Greg Louganis

When toilet paper is laid across the top of the toilet water stopping the water from splashing back up and onto your butt after you poop.

I am going to head to the bathroom and drop a Greg Louganis.

by BillyBoozeBag88 May 25, 2018

Undercover Greg

Someone that sweeps you off your feet but only to use you and suck you dry like a black widow then move on to the next victim. Will keep you around until you serve no purpose. Usually about 4 months

Girl if you want to keep your fridge and bank account full stay away from that man he’s an undercover Greg

by Greggie85 July 22, 2021

Greg

Snake

Greg's a snake

by leah headass May 9, 2018

Slippery Greg

The act of laying tarp on the bed, oiling yourself and the tarp up with water and washing up liquid and then sliding into pussy head first. Akin to a Slip N' Slide

Person 1: Hey, Baby Girl, wanna indulge in a little Slippery Greg?
Person 2: Fuck yeah, I'll get the tarp

by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024

Greg

Greg is a very cool person yeaahhh B-)

-Zamnnn is that Greg?
-Nah Greg is way more awesome than him

by Gregisawesome November 19, 2021

Gregging my Doucette

A slang term for ‘jerking my c0ck’.

I got caught Gregging my Doucette in the locker room, than coach made me buy his cookbook.

by bigalo22 March 1, 2025