Goose egg

A Goose egg is when a guy squeezes his nut to look like a goose egg

"Hey Gary check out my Goose egg"

by Goose guy64920 February 1, 2021

goose dancing

seeing a goose dancing means that you see a crackhead in their natural habitat

dude 1: bruh did you that goose dancing?
dude 2: yeah that guy must have had some good crack

by crackdaddy1o1 September 26, 2020

goose chills

A combination of goose bumps and cold chills, 10 times worse than normal goose bumps and often preceded by a full body shiver.

Drinking the slushy and walking into the cold room gave me goose chills.

by Wonderwoman81 January 24, 2016

Loose Goosing

Verb: when you stick it in soft and pray it gets hard.

"Yeah, last night it wouldn't get hard, so we were just loose goosing it and it ended up fine"

by tamponcat April 13, 2021

Speedy Goose

A guy, typically younger, who can get in, finish, and get out in under 15 seconds.

Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017

Goose Wayne

Gucci version of batman

Bro Goose Wayne followed me on twitter, gotta flex it to my hommies

by Goocci wayne March 28, 2020

Goose Fat

When the amount of Duck Butter is sufficient to create a thicker licker... otherwise known as Goose Fat

My balls are that deep in sweat, they are stuck to my inner thigh like they are covered in “goose fat”

by Oh lord Terry July 24, 2018