A gooch attack is when one male friend begins to(vigorously) attack another male’s gooch. During a gooch attack you cannot use objects, only yourself.(arms, feet, toes, fingers, etc.) The (non-consensual) attack continues until the gooch attacker forces the victim to either orgasm through prostate stimulation or shit themselves due to violent butt play. If the gooch attacker forces the victims gooch to bleed before they shit or ejaculate he looses rank. (Novice, Mercenary, Wizard, Lord, Master, Grand Master, Grand Wizard)
Mom should I tell the police that I was gooch attacked last night. Dam, I won’t shit right for a week after that gooch attack.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.
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Wrestler A: I’m so glad I won.
Coach: How did you end up winning?
Wrestler A: I used the gooch knuckle and he completely gave up.
Coach: How did you end up winning?
Wrestler A: I used the gooch knuckle and he completely gave up.
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Another way of saying someone is a suck-up or ass-kisser; The word Gooch is referring to the no man’s land between a males asshole and balls.
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