When you think you know what you want to eat, but all you really want is crab rangoons, and you end up at Panda Express again.
Me and some buddies were tryna go out on Sunday. We ended up gooning all weekend, so that really didn't happen.
by willowisps September 21, 2023
"Bro I spent 500 on coke and ecstasy and ending up running 7 miles through the woods"
"You was gooning for real"
"You was gooning for real"
by childishcorbino April 02, 2024
by woodziee February 09, 2024
Gooning. Where a male and his cock merge into a dragon ball. and have sex together.
and they make babies 👶
EX: i have read the word gooning too much so i’m gonna hang myself of a bridge.
and they make babies 👶
EX: i have read the word gooning too much so i’m gonna hang myself of a bridge.
by jorgeeman February 16, 2024
by 242 to da world February 01, 2024
Gooning is a sexual philosophy/lifestyle that marries the concepts of tantric masturbation with a religious worship of porn. The principle behind gooning is that prolonged states of intense pleasure will lead to new thoughts and ideas.
"I had an eight hour gooning session last night and realized that I need to change my diet and start working out. That way masturbation and sex will feel even better."
"I listened to GoonerAudioLabs all weekend and I've never been more in tune with my sexuality."
"I listened to GoonerAudioLabs all weekend and I've never been more in tune with my sexuality."
by PUMPDRONE March 09, 2024