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Josh Glass

The Baddest dude alive! Lover of other many mothers.
Person 1: "That dude banged my mom."

Person 2: "yeah, he's a total Josh Glass
by II MR Ginger II June 29, 2021
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A shard of glass

A person with a toxic personality that is fully see threw from the outside. A very vibrant toxic personality that us clearly reflected but probably overshadowed by their gothic fairy outfit.
Quirky bitch: "OMG SHES SO HOT"

A reasonable human being:"She is a litteral fucking shard of glass" (A shard of Glass)
by AClearmindedImbecile March 16, 2022
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pink glasses

When you need to break up with a person but somehow end up never doing it because then they do the tiniest sweet thing to keep you around.

Can also be compared to "graduation goggles"
"Oh my God girl, you have your pink glasses on again. Just get it over with"
by StineOhMyGoodness July 5, 2022
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Eat Glass

When you are struggling in 7 Days to Die, so you eat glass to kill yourself and respawn with full hunger, thirst, and health
Im going to eat glass, Ill be right back will full health
by Juulthemuley February 14, 2022
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Glass of win

A large beverage containing:
lemonade
at least two varieties of fruit squash,
and orange juice.
This drink provides powers of win, said to be drawn from the source of all win, lady gaga.
A glass of win keeps the Fail away.

A tramp walks into a bar, buys a glass of win, and immediately his pockets buldge with money.

A man falls off a bridge accidentally, forgetting he has had his glass of win today, the river below him then turns to jelly and saves him from death.
by The original FailBoy July 16, 2010
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glass table

verb:

1) one-upping someone by buying a glass table and interrupting them in the middle of a story to talk about how shiny it is

2) a complicated ritual for one-upping someone during a threesome.
1) Anne: Hey, I just got a sweet deal on a brand new car! It's a...
Lynn: (interrupting) I just bought a brand new glass dining room table.
LATER
Anne: to friends Oh my God, Lynn totally glass tabled me.

2) Anne: So Lynn and my husband were totally leaving me out in the middle of a threesome, so I glass tabled her.
Joseph: You WHAT?!
Anne: Y'know, she had her eyes closed, ignoring me, so I sat on her face.
by Doug E Fresh Barcelona February 8, 2010
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christian glass

A sex position used by many homosexuals. It is where the one man cums then sticks his cum in the guys ass then he licks it until the other guy has an orgasm.
Those two gay guys are doing the Christian Glass.
by LilJOnwhattt February 26, 2006
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