Genoleak

When you have to urinate really bad, generally when you are drunk or inebriated by other means.

Originating from the term Genocide- in this case to mean "really bad"
and leak, to urinate.

"Drive fasta' man I gotta genoleak"

"You can tell by the way that I move my pants,
I got the Genoleak, no time to speak.
ah, ah, ah, ah Genoleak, Genoleak."
-To the tune of stayin' alive

by FINKLESTINK January 13, 2009

Gnome Wars

The Old Age tradition of a fraternity and a sorority continuously pranking each other back and forth in a war of pranks.

Alpha Xi Delta is totally winning in Gnome Wars, they put a cow upstairs in Theta Chi.

by tamela anderson October 18, 2010

Genoheterosexual

If you describe someone as "genoheterosexual", you believe that the individual seeks to have a love affair and "that" with every person their opposite gender that they meet.

Guy: AW GOD MAN! I LOVE ALL THE GIRLS! THEY'RE ALL PRETTY!! I wanna GO ON A DATE WITH ALL OF 'EM!

Me: Man, this guy is genoheterosexual.

Guy 2: Yeah, I know. Drives you crazy doesn't it.

Me: The flipping heck it does. Crap when he realizes this he'll be sorry. Too many girls aren't half as nice as 1.

by Ivemetagenoheterosexual November 2, 2010

Gnome(niss)

When gnome like traits are thrust upon you from gardening too much.

I don't know Frank, I guess a little gnome(niss) has rubbed off on me.

by Cat on the Hat March 14, 2011

Geometric Joint

A joint rolled with detailed and synergistic reliance on fractal geometry and LaGrange multipliers. Also known as "fractal joint."

One end of the joint is (theoretically) infinitely large and the other end (theoretically) achieves nothingness through complex geometrical scaling equations that are too long for me to go into right now.
Volume of marijuana vis a vis length should probably not exceed 7 m/s^2, but whatever, you know, play it by ear. Must have at least one corner.

Hells ya yo i just talked to miles he's planning a fuckin geometric joint its gonna be legit as balls

by TaquitoIsATerribleName May 9, 2011

Gnome Face

The mortal enemy of troll face. He has only one quest in life. To gnome the whole world.....There is no more trolling....only GNOMING!

Jared: yo i was on youtube last night watchin this music video and this dude was bein the biggest gnome face!!!

Mike: yo gnomes are so annoying...but not as bad as trolls.

by turbo6994 July 3, 2011

gnomey

a drugged up pill head shaped kid with a hat thats shaped like a gnomes.

Elizabeth- Yo look theres gnomey!
Hannah- That gnomes lose again...

by gnomesareloveeeee August 2, 2011