Life in general

Is self-explanatory.

“Life in general is what you are.” - Baby Yoda.

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

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I slack in your general direction

Sleeping after finishing an exam paper

me:sleeps after finishing the exam answers
"i slack in your general direction"

by Shadanium May 20, 2024

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The Dollar General

Hey, Ridge, you're not doing shit, bitch I got within arms reach of three will their disabled grandmother struggled to get into the store... Where were you then? Not pretending, bitch. That's where.

Hym "Where were you at The Dollar General and what is a crippled old lady going to do to stop me?"

by Hym Iam June 5, 2024

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Modern Major General

A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes

"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)

by Inlovewithabsol June 15, 2024

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The stubb-meister-general

He is the most elusive and cunning man in existence.
Few have seen the myth. Few have known the legend.
Those who have, are never the same again.
Like a fleeting wind, he will whisk any pre-conceptions of the alpha male away from you.
For he, is the unrivalled omega male.
His sheer wit and suave attitude to all, will make you wonder how you ever had a life before him.
If you love your partner, be sure to wear sun glasses when near. For the stubb-Meisters gaze could end your marriage in tears.

Oh my god, it’s the stubb-Meister-general!!! Hide your wives!!!!

by Thewanderingsoul June 17, 2024

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