German Shit Show

When something happens that is so fucked up that its as messy as a German Shit Show.

Well, my day was quite the German Shit Show.

What a German Shit Show!

by Concrete Wallbanger November 21, 2010

German

You can't define a whole nation, you know that right? It's not true that everybody in Germany loves nature and hiking and camping and stuff, some do, like in every other country in the world. And it's not true, that all Germans are dressed badly, most of them do have style.. And I don't know what everybody's talking about Germans being forced to be Nazi's, that's not quite true either. There were some people who supported Hitler, but most of them didn't know everything he was doing for example to the jewish until the end of WW2. Very many people disagreed with the Nazis and so they just were executed.
It's also not true that all German are hot, the most IT guys are just ugly.
One thing is true: The German language is driving you crazy. Grammar is just sooo complicated. I am German and I have my problems with that.

There is nothing typical German - except for the beer. That's true. German beer is great.

by rrraaawwwrrr April 10, 2013

New Germany

Hick TOWN

"Hey where can I find three bars and one church?"
"New Germany!"

by GOLLYGEE March 10, 2009

The German Potatoe Salad

It's when you mix cum, shit, spit, and whipped cream in a vagina and stir/puree it up with your dick scoup it up and make her eat it

the hotest position ever...the german potatoe salad

by The ethnic BAMF$ proffesors November 20, 2009

german tourette's

a mild form of tourette's that only rears its ugly head when in the company of germans. you can't help but mention the war, killing jewish people or the hitler.

sorry jurgen i could probably be friends with you if hitler hadn't been such a shit and started the war that we won.

by bill oddey March 3, 2004

German Lindy Dive

The sexual act of a woman snorting pure Columbian Cocaine off of an erected penis. After the effects of this Cocaine has settled in, then the woman will leap and mount the penis so forcefully that the woman will defacate all over the man's testicles.

Jim: Dude, your mom, your grandma, your sister, your aunt, and your dog all tried to give me a German Lindy Dive the other night!

Bob: Fuck you, douschetard!

by Aardvark Aristocrat February 21, 2008

German Boy

A sexy man with a hot face who makes a wonderful toy. He will leave you wanting more. And when your done it will a savory and sweet german taste in your mouth.

I want and need a German boy.

by mrcarylover April 25, 2019