national cum on girlfriend day

on the 11th of any month it is national cum on your girlfriend day where you can cum on her face or any part of her body

“ayo bro did you know that it’s the 11th of april?”
“no what do special about it”

“it’s national cum on girlfriend day”
“oh sick i’ll do it later”

by anonymous lmaoaoa May 1, 2021

How to get a lesbian girlfriend

You seriously searched this? Eh. Whatever. First, i suggest going on a dating app such as amino, if your a teen. Complement them then ask to hang out or something...Ask if she has a crush, then say i do. Say its her... TwT ok ok, you don't have to do that, just become good friends then do something like that. Some things you can text her:
What games do u like?
@///@
Your cute
Cutie!
Hug?
Do you love me? As a friend (for now)
Thats all i have rn. Bye bye!

How to get a lesbian girlfriend

by IM SO GAY May 27, 2020

Helicopter Girlfriend

A hovering, slightly neurotic, but well-meaning, girlfriend who gets way too involved in her partner's day to day activities to the point of interfering with their activities and choices.

She is a total helicopter girlfriend who always makes everyone else stop talking to announce her boyfriend is about to say something.

by braces4life June 29, 2014

girlfriend

Someone who you endlessly waste your time and money on, so she can repay you by screwing you over for someone else, and still have the nerve to ask you to be her friend. Cuz she thinks shes all that

Any girl I've ever met.

by towel401 October 4, 2004

girlfiend

The one who nicks your money, demands your time, blunts your razors, whines about your mates and beats you up in bed. But you love her

'Sorry I can't come to the match, the girlfiend is coming over'

by The original girlfiend January 22, 2004

girlfriend jeans

Designer jeans you only buy and wear because of your (usually much younger and/or hipper) girlfriend. Your girlfriend may buy them for you or you may buy them yourself, feeling the pressure to hip up.

"Dude, nice girlfriend jeans. Your package is noticeably bulging and your ass looks like it's eating them in the rear. What, the little jailbait GF make you burn all your old baggy ass dirty denim?"

by Wes' Coast Yo March 3, 2010

tex-girlfriend

an ex-girlfriend that you only really communicated by text or facebook messaging or something

Dude, I saw my tex-girlfriend today for the first time and dayum she's uglay.

by Mr. Owl Knows how many licks July 20, 2010