friends-in-law

when two people are legally married but aren’t in love anymore, but still like to hang out, laugh and joke with each other. (Don’t take this too seriously lol I’m just trolling around)

-Claire’s parents aren’t in love, but she told me they were laughing together and joking at the family meeting. They didn’t even get a divorce, so I think they’re friends-in-law

by hellothereiamdokay November 11, 2021

friends with benafits

Not a gril/boyfriend but friends who have sex.

She/He is a friend with benafits.

by Clay February 18, 2004

Friends Don't Let Friends Hate And Die

Thats my new slogan!

Kelly: I'm going to plaster it like a campaign sign all over my ride. Then get a pair of shorts and logo that on it.

Seeing men are all about the T&A these days, well we all know they have naturally been that way since the dawn of time, on the left breast It will be written, Friends Don't Let Friends, then the "Right" Breast say, Hate And Die!

Or, You could just plaster it all over on of you S-T modles! either way it's what should be real, but alas falls short these days. Like the MADD for Mothers Against Drunk Driving!

That's right! "REAL FRIENDS":

Definition 1:

"Friends Don't Let Friends Hate And Die!"

*(;@KGS2010;)*

by pseudoWRITTINGW/outtheskyline June 15, 2010

"Friends" moment

1) When something completely ridiculous happens in real life that was actually a part of an episode of "Friends"

2) Forcing a conversation so as to quote a line from the the show "Friends"

Eric: We're not going to get this couch up the stairs unless we cut it in half.
Dean: We might as well, then this "Friends" moment will be complete.

Steve: Are you sure you know where we're going?
Paul: Are you sure you know how to dress yourself?
Steve: What?
Paul: Or something else that's mean about you.
Steve: That was the worst "Friends" moment ever.

by Uncle Richard June 27, 2010

Friends of the Funk

close friends usually with a handshake, funk-themed song, and a sign towards each other. sometimes mistaken as couples. friends of the funk come in pairs. each pair needs a different song, handshake, etc.

are they dating?
naw, they just Friends of the Funk

by super-anonyman II November 24, 2011

friends of the benidicks

Whan you mix marriages with your best friends and have sex with there partners. and you have done it so many times you can't count.

friends of the benidicks

by Stever now August 18, 2016

friends with benefits

Refers to a friendship wherein one or both parties possess highly-desirable "benefits" (i.e., a hot trim bod, large boobs/cock, a cute ass, etc.) which the other partner greatly enjoys. Can also be used sarcastically by a third party to express his belief that one of the friends is merely a selfish moocher who just likes to "benefit" from the other person's "benefits" (i.e., regularly-doled-out monetary assistance from the state and/or federal government, such as SSI/Food Stamps, pension, etc.) which he is willing to share with the gold-digger in exchange for intimate companionship.

Disgusted neighborhood gramma: That young chick Susie claims that she loves the much-older-and-wheelchair-bound John to pieces and views him as a father-figure, but I know what a lazy nature and absurd sense of entitlement she has, so I suspect that she views the relationship as merely "friends with benefits", since John gets a nice tidy disability check each month, and so he is able to "wine 'n' dine her" and buy her stuff she wants!

by QuacksO April 19, 2018