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Fortnite

A game hated on by Elitist Graphics Whores, Minecraft Fanbabies, Neckbearded Pony Humpers, and Basement Dwelling Redditors who don't know what a different opinion is.

I personally enjoy this game. And I'm sick and tired of people trying to inflate their ego by jumping on the Fortnite hate bandwagon.
Those same people go too far and bash people who like it, as well as send death threats to them. And if you are sending death threats towards someone for liking a popular thing, You're obviously a psychopathic douchebag/troll. Let people enjoy what they want. Reddit, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND SUCK A DICK!!!
Me: Let's go and play some Fortnite.

Brother: Hell Yeah!!!

Some Reddit Elitist Douchebag: YoU ShOuLdN't PlAY FoRtNiTe BeCaUsE It'S FoR BaBiEs!!!

Me and my bro: Ok graphics whore. Go fornicate with your graphics card while we go and have fun with some 3rd person action.

Redditor: (Goes Ballistic And Tries To Kill Us Because We Insulted Him)

Me: (Pulls Out $19 Fortnite Card) THE POWER OF FORTNITE COMPELS YOU!!!

Redditor: AAAAUGH!!! I'M MELTING!!! OH WHAT A WORLD!!!

Me: Don't worry bro. We're safe from that psychopathic douchebag.
by Cynical Man April 28, 2021
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A trash ass game that has 8-13 year olds playing this shitty game
fortnite kid: HeY FoRtNiTe Is BeTtEr

Everyone else: stfu Gaynite kid
by Mypoopisgood September 2, 2020
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Bob: Hey your fortnite!
Bob 2: ):<
by IamBob1 October 29, 2019
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Playing this game Gives you smol pp, it has a fanbase of fuckboys who play it to look at that Booty because they cant get girlfriends because they are fuckboys
'I found something out today, Ur Gay' Said martha 'Gay?' Jerry said 'you play fortnite, we cant be together' Martha peoceeds to kick jerry out of her house and when the ice cream van comes he gets ran over, fuck man got what he deserved
by Beautiful Homie June 25, 2020
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A over popular fad that has been the cause of memes,Every kid and parent' recommended box on Youtube} getting flooded with tons of quality Top 5 lists , and 8-year-olds stealing their mom's credit card to buy V-bucks
Marc: "Hey wanna play Fortnite"
Joe: " Hell yea. Where should we drop"
by Knowledge Is Power 233 August 12, 2018
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