tuna flapping

Tuna flapping : Rubbing one out

: Female masturbation

: Flicking the bean

: stroking the bearded dragon
by Oisay January 22, 2018
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Mouldy Flaps

Description of a female who hasn't had a shower in over two days.
"Damm girl you better have a shower you got the mouldy flaps"
by Wanganuts July 20, 2021
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greasy flaps

This is a way to describe a female with a disgusting vagina which gives off a rather fishy odour as well as a considerable amount of lady juice.
I had sex with my girlfriend yesterday, it was fantastic! Her greasy flaps provided fabulous lube.
by King of Banterbury March 15, 2016
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flap the wings

To flap one's arms in an unsuccessful attempt to prevent objects from falling.
Look at that klutz! All of those books are falling all over the place! Look at him flap the wings! (Making sounds like a chicken, to the unfortunate person): Bok, bok, bok!
by pentozali March 24, 2008
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Flipperty-Flap

When you grab your flipper and smack you girls flaps so hard
I just Flipperty-Flap my gf
by TheGoatLord December 06, 2016
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Batty flap

Batty means bum and flap usually means the cheeks. Its an urban British slang and for some strange reason others have gotten a different meaning of it. Like how the word faggot which is actually a name for a type of food some how got converted into a nasty insult towards homosexuals by people. Usually it is just used because its funny and more polite than saying arse cheeks.
I will shove that up your batty in a minute. Explanation: I will shove that up your ass - Used when somebody is annoying you with something.
My batty flaps are flapping because I just farted. Explanation: My bum cheeks are shaking from my farting.
by Flapping Batty November 18, 2015
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Flap carnival

Collective noun for a group of Flappers, Gash Gorillas or Clunge Trumpeters. Usually over 40 and looking for a younger man for the night. They often travel in groups and if you walk into a bar where there is more than one group - you've come across a Flap Carnival
Johnny: Jesus Dave, what IS this place?

Dave: Just a singles bar mate, why?

Johnny: 'Coz it's like a clungeon nightmare, it's a Flap carnival in here
by Rump Disciple March 30, 2011
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