Gaifem fest

Party hosted by a man, usually gay, in wich all the invited are men with several sexual orientations, usually straight.
Usually the host tries to convince (or force, normally) their guests to have intercourse with him and between themselves.
Host - Hey, do you want to go to the 'gaifem fest' latter tonight?
Guest - Nah bro, I'm straight!
by zneaky chinelau December 23, 2016
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Soak-fest

Today I went to the waterpark and it was a soak-fest
by ijesojncn February 02, 2024
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Crab Fest Moment

A moment when rich dads talk about how sexy their daughter’s look while eating at Red Lobster
Employee: Man, that table was a total crab fest moment. They were talking about their daughters in some leather.
by Sketchymunk December 03, 2020
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Fest

The Fest is a time honored tradition in which people gather to play music and drink and/or use drugs, particularly psychedelics. This ritual spans thousands of years through a variety of cultures, most notably the Aztecs and the Mayans.
The Fest draws a diverse crowd including but not limited to old deadheads, salesmen of assorted contraband, families with kids, dogs, high school kids drinking underage, and lovers of live music.
Most of the time, The Fest lasts several days. Music is always heard at the fest. It is a very laid back place, usually set in a sprawling mountain range and/or forest. There is no real law enforcement and no real trouble. All of these things combine to make The Fest an ideal location to enjoy life and music and experiment with psychedelic drugs with your friends.
If life is a video game, then tripping at The Fest is a bonus level.
by Michael Scot Phisher Pfisterly September 28, 2014
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Fest

Lmao look at that fatass over there what fest!
by Qwos August 11, 2022
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Fest

1.(n) A annual three day PBR fueled punk rock music festival located in Gainesville Florida. Generally around Halloween.

2.(adj) A term used with great discretion to describe that which is the ultimate in cruciality and awesomeness.
I got lost when I was hammered last night, but I bumped into a Five Star pizza dude and scored a pie. It was so FEST!!!
by El Gully August 30, 2008
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Fest

The collective noun for a group of cocks, as in idiotic people. ie A fest of cocks, similar to a gaggle of geese, except it's cocks and not geese.
"Look at that Fest of Cocks over there". Or "The girl next door had a Fest of Cocks round last night, geees!"
by mandudno2 February 24, 2016
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