February 14th

International forever alone day, it’s because you look ugly.

February 14th is the day where you will be forever along

by Whatever122 October 28, 2019

February 16

People born on this day have extreme crackhead and dumb bitch energy. Furthermore, they also are idiots when it comes to crushes and romance

Sharon is born on February 16th, and her vibe is way off kilter.

by Sinfulnip October 15, 2019

February 21

It’s probably one of the best days to be born on because it is close to being in January and close to being in March also the super bowl just happened and you can ask for a super bowl shirt. If you meat someone that’s born on this day they are cool.

Wow See that person their born on February 21

by Joe Heltincer October 16, 2019

February

The month that gives women the best excuse to ask for expensive jewlery. This is also the best month for men to find something to give to women so they get a blow job without guilt.

"What do you mean,'why do I want a 5 carat diamond?' Because it's V-day month. Yes, February you idiot!"
"Yes, I will give you a blow job in February if you buy me that diamond on Valentine's day."

by bondgirl53 October 16, 2008

1st february

the day the most perfect human was born. harry edward styles birthday. everyone wish him happy birthday

“harry styles was born on 1st february “
“yes, listen to lights up!”

by emilyisamazing November 2, 2019

February 18

February 18 is the national day to try and suck your own dick.

Yooo Bro!
What?
Its February 18 today!
Ok?
Its the national day to try and suck your own dick!

by I Am An Arsehole February 18, 2020

Fibonacci Fap February

In parody of 'No Nut November' and 'Destroy Dick December', this is an event that starts on the 1st of February, where on the first day, you fap once, on the second day you fap once, on the third you fap twice, on the fourth you fap three times etc. until the 28th where you fap 317811 times.

It's worse on a leap year.

Guy 1: 'Hey man, are you doing Destroy Dick December?'
Guy 2: 'Yeah I gotta train for Fibonacci Fap February - it's gonna be brutal.'
Guy 1: 'Well don't forget Jerk Off January my dude!'
Guy 2: :O

by Lukash Hash December 1, 2018