t.i.l.f

Teacher I'd Like to Fuck.

ex.
1) "OMG, did you see Mr. Finafrock."
"Yeah thats totaly a T.I.L.F!"
" WOW, you are so right OMG! I'd so hit that"

2) Mr.Weible is so not a T.I.L.F.!!

3) Mr.Sheiler is SOOOOO... in the happenings for a T.I.L.F.

4) Mrs.Giesey is so my Grandpa's T.I.L.F.

by Seather May 5, 2006

F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.

Fingered Her But She Didn't Touch My Dick.

PERSON #1: Hey Raaaaaaaandy, did u lay pipe on that girl you met at the show last night?

Raaaaaaaaandy: Nah man, I F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.

by Raaaaaaaandy August 3, 2009

F.A.G.G.O.T.

F.A G.G.O.T.

F_ucks
A_ll
G_uys
G_irls
O_r
T_ransgender

Person/s without sexual hang ups.
Equal Opportunity Fuckers.

F.A.G.G.O.T.

(Dude). Hey Monster! Are you gay Bro?

(Monster). " Not even close Dude. I'm a

F.A.G G.O.T. An Equal Opportunity Fucker."

by Ubercon5150 October 19, 2021

T.P.M.F.B.

Acronym for - Tongue punch my fart box.

Used as an instant argument finisher.

Also, used by people that are too lazy to learn a foreign language, but want to insult someone without them knowing.

I'm sorry Mr. Grant, you didn't get the promotion I promised you." Mr. Grant - "It's fine Mr. CFO, I didn't deserve it...... also, you can T.P.M.F.B.

by Pezuss July 24, 2011

T.A.R.F.U.

Things Are Really Fucked Up

See Also: fubar,snafu,bohica

Yesterday the fax was fubar, but man what a tarfu we have today...

by Byteme97 October 13, 2003

f.c.p.s.i.t.s.g.e.p.g.e.p.

Fuck Condoms Pre-marriage Sex Is The Shit Get Em Pregnant Get Em Pregnant

Fall of troy song about well yea its a good song f.c.p.s.i.t.s.g.e.p.g.e.p.

by boboyoyo April 28, 2008

i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

It means I like/love you so fucking/freaking much but I don't know how to tell you because I know you don't like/love me back

i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

by DallasDeDefiner November 18, 2020