Ethan

Someone who doesn't know how to sing the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme song correctly

Wow Ethan, you don't know how to sing the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme song correctly

by biggie doodle October 1, 2018

Ethan

He literally has the biggest dick ever. Jk, it is ok and will get the job done. jk again it's humungous and will make your insides into a beef stew life at your grandmothers house in kentucky. Some may say it looks like a pumpkin but I say it is perfectly normal and beautiful. His personality is pretty good but it could be better. Jk, he is a God and will take your body to his wonderland. He also goes by the name daddy, and tyrone if you want. Also one last thing. All Ethan's and I mean every single one of them deserves at least 3 blowjobs a week by you. And yes that means every girl in the world. Have a good day and if ur a girl go suck his dick right now. :)

Girl 1: Have you sucked Ethan's dick today?
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: where is my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: coming tyrone

by 726386272 January 18, 2021

Ethan

To not show up to any event that your friends invite you to even tho you said you would go.

Man he pulled an Ethan last week for Fred’s party and didn’t show up

by Foofooyoass June 24, 2018

Ethan

A white boy who bleaches his hair. A boy who always has girlfriend even if it means 2 in a day. But he's cool in situations sometimes.

That guy just bleached his hair
Must be a Ethan

by 1234323djewfrycngxTU#TFGZ May 10, 2018

Ethan

The smelliest boy in the world.

“What’s that smell? Oh, it’s Ethan.”

by stinkysmellyskeleton May 12, 2019

Ethan

A guy who stays at home and smokes weed and plays guitar

Ethan is a pothead

by DICKFACE MAGEE September 30, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is one of the most useless people you'll ever meet. He might come off as sweet and caring at first but that's really just all a lie. He'll tell you he cares about, but apparently he cares about a lot of other people. He will straight up lie to your face and act like nothing wrong, while he's lying and cheating behind your back, if you ever meet anyone name Ethan stay far away from him because he will break your heart and not care at all.

Student 1: have you met the new kid Ethan?
Student 2: no but I heard at his last school he treated girls like trash so I don't wanna get to know him.

by The one lied to April 11, 2020