Ethan

An emo kid with bangs that always has to run his mouth. Loves picking fights, but one day, he’ll get smashed in the face good.

Ethan: Give me my seat back!! *screeches*
Random Dude: Stfu, loser *punches*

by KayMF!! June 18, 2020

Ethan

A man that is hated by 99% of the people he knows, he tends to try and "flex" but it normally turns into him looking like a fool of himself. He tends to strike out with the ladies leading to his udder destiny as a backup dancer for Disney on Ice

Ethan sucked off the whole football team then gave them all a tbh/rdh.

by JakeWerk February 8, 2019

Ethan

A guy who stays at home and smokes weed and plays guitar

Ethan is a pothead

by DICKFACE MAGEE September 30, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is cute and can seem nice but is a total fuck boy. He will play with anyone’s heart and doesn't care about anyone but himself. He treats anyone like trash.

“ did you hear about Ethan? “
“ The fuck boy? “

by Lilpeep2K March 2, 2020

Ethan

The biggest saddo ever!!!!

Oh thats ethan

Yep he is a proper saddo

by Udeiebwks December 3, 2020

Ethan

Ethan has a bush on his head, but he denies its a wig. He's a bit gay and wants to suckle on Bobs nob. Ethan is about 2 ft tall and he owns it. He's skinnier than a pencil so I suggest he plays some Just Dance to beef himself up. #gobthisnob

Female:Is that Ethan?
Female 2: Yeah, I wish he wasn't gay so I could fuck him

by MrNoogin November 20, 2019

Ethan

HE'S A FLIPPING CREEP DON'T TALK TO HIM

YOUR SUCH AN ETHAN STAY AWAY FROM ME

by TheDeffinition June 15, 2018