Ethan

Ethan is a very lovable person.The kind of person your just...pulled to.He isn’t what you’d call hit but cute.He can make you laugh even when your having the worst day!He cares about you even though he may not show it.Some even call him gay when they know he’s not.Ethan is also very sensitive,mostly when being called a retard.If your friends with an Ethan your a lucky one.

Girl 1:Is that Ethan?
Girl 2:Yea he’s cute right

Girl 1:Are you really asking ME that?

by Miss?? February 1, 2019

Ethan

This dude is very mean..sometimes an jerk .0. hes probably depressed..and has no friend,or maybe hes your ex he cheated on u, sorry. well thats ethan

Ethan is a fat deppresed jerk.
no one like him
eww

by dfgnhgtrfdvbghtrgewdfgnfrew May 31, 2020

Ethan

Probably the most dirty butch in all thy land, has a tiny penis and omg don’t even get me started on his gayness and addiction to sexual activity with other males. He will never say no to taking a big cum shot on his face or taking it in the ass, as long as you ask nicely he’ll do it. I love Ethan and you should too

Hey, I’m so gay im Ethan

by Lolzewesev June 13, 2019

Ethan

Ethan’s are ugly. They usually have long necks. They have .1 inch penis. They cannot get girls. They think they the shit. They a snitch

You see that yellow and black animal with long necks. I call them Ethan

by Badboysvg2791 June 15, 2018

Ethan

To not show up to any event that your friends invite you to even tho you said you would go.

Man he pulled an Ethan last week for Fred’s party and didn’t show up

by Foofooyoass June 24, 2018

Ethan

He is a big poppy head who sucka da pepper. He also usually has a whopping -2 braincells

Me:hes gay
My g:yes has such an ethan

by Nonceboi69 January 17, 2020

Ethan

He literally has the biggest dick ever. Jk, it is ok and will get the job done. jk again it's humungous and will make your insides into a beef stew life at your grandmothers house in kentucky. Some may say it looks like a pumpkin but I say it is perfectly normal and beautiful. His personality is pretty good but it could be better. Jk, he is a God and will take your body to his wonderland. He also goes by the name daddy, and tyrone if you want. Also one last thing. All Ethan's and I mean every single one of them deserves at least 3 blowjobs a week by you. And yes that means every girl in the world. Have a good day and if ur a girl go suck his dick right now. :)

Girl 1: Have you sucked Ethan's dick today?
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: where is my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: coming tyrone

by 726386272 January 18, 2021