lazy energy

When you have so much energy but are too lazy to do something about it.

Person 1: Dude, I have so much lazy energy right now...
Person 2: Well why don't you do some push ups or something?
Person 3: Because I'm too lazy....

by grammarnazi22 October 14, 2013

oilternative energy

Non-petroleum fuel that still benefits Big Oil.

X-on is all in support of powering vehicles with oilternative energy sources; that doesn't leave many cost-effective options, though. Solar and electric are too cheap and long-lasting to allow for the windfall profits that Big Biz wants.

by QuacksO May 31, 2018

new energy

That feeling you get when you meet a new romantic interest. Slight infatuation. Definitely horny. General excitement

The empress had been seeing this common man for some time. An act forbidden in an and of itself as - well - she has empress status.

Nevertheless - she found herself slipping up in this regard. Consumed with this

new energy more and more as she got to know this commoner.

She’d speak on her desires of getting dicked down by the commoner. Kiss his forehead. Shower him (literally in the shower)

by Glow855 December 9, 2018

Skottelbraai-energy

Smelling like fried food

"Jemig, Jan rook echt naar hamburgers gisteravond!"
"Ja, hij had sowieso skottelbraai-energy!"

by ElMaestro420 August 10, 2019

Soba Energy

Soba Energy is so chaotic and random that there is no explanation for it.

"That guy radiates the same energy Soba does, it almost like he's doubled."
"Oh god we dont need anymore people with Soba Energy."

by Soba Lord September 4, 2019

pornstar energy

some one who is sexy and looks good at sex. they can be male or female

boy: yo, she radiates pornstar energy

by likewise October 7, 2019

Tesla Energy

Sydney.
Ok listen. Tesla energy is when a person is just a fucking wild card and you get anything with them. They’re crazy and honestly that’s what you love them for. But if you find a person who inhabits Tesla Energy, play that card wisely.

Me and my girlfriend: “You have Tesla Energy.”
Sydney: “What does that even mean.”
Me: “Wait let me put it on Urban Dictionary”

by crazybiwithasketchbook December 16, 2019