Elfism

Another word when a person (Human) Borned with a Pointy eared, Longhaired, Inconsistent Build, and Small feet

Unlike Dwarfism, this one is having Elfism! And with Human, Dwarf, and Elf? It's a party of heroes!

by Low quality Card making guy March 2, 2025

Elfed

Also Elfing.

A predatory sexual tactic used to seduce women by acting like a Christmas loving simpleton.

Generally targets urban professional women returning home for the holidays who are unsatisfied by their career and/or rebounding from a difficult break up.

Characterized by an initial display of childlike intelligence coupled with an inexplicable aptitude for Christmas related activities, followed by the revelation of a tight physique, acts of service for her parents, niece/nephews, the community, or in some cases her own child if Dad is out of the picture. Ultimately culminates in copulation.

Bro, I totally elfed her…she’s a lawyer in Manhattan but was in town for the holidays. I made cookies with her niece, then I popped my shirt off while fixing her parents busted radiator, we went to pick out a Christmas tree, then we had sex!

by Donlentile March 13, 2025

elfing

The act of cumming on someone's face, then throwing glitter onto them.

I love elfing on you lil' bro

by anonymous April 13, 2025

Ingmar Elfsborg

The President of the best country on Earth, Slurpvakia. He is the best person on Earth and is so good. Yes, so good. Mmmmm.

Steven: I wish I could be as good as Ingmar Elfsborg
Ingmar: Stfu Bitch

by Anonomoussousymous Person October 1, 2018

Gethin Elfis

The name given to any dancing Christmas elf, when recorded on video.

Look at him go! Dancing like Gethin Elfis!

by Queer Stuart February 3, 2021

dirty elfine

someone that always does what their daddy says, sex with strangers is key but the act of loving sexual intercourse is a nono. has to include diagrams/drawings beforehand <333

did you hear about krystal? her dad left so her mum pulled a dirty elfine

by daddyissuesxoxo September 2, 2021

Sav-Elfie.

When you share pics of your Saveloy & chippy chips tea (or dinner) with your friends.
It's a Sav-Elfie

Adding an extra scallop to your chippy tea ...Nice move ..classic .

I need to share my weekly Sav-Elfie.

by housecoop May 11, 2024