eating chips

To taste the most delicious thing on earth, mary jay.

Yo b. want to come kick it with us tonight...we're eating chips.

by instantkarm4 July 5, 2009

pearl earring

When a woman who you have no interest in ever seeing again is giving you oral sex, and you pull it out, turn her head, and release right into her ear.

I didn't want to tell her that she was too ugly for me to bone, so I let her down getnly by giving her a pearl earring.

by babyshaker June 4, 2004

Earsing

The action of pushing air through your ears at different speeds to create pitch and simulate the sound of singing through your ears.

Man, David just earsinged that new Britney Spears song and it was spot on!

by Fudge McDoogal January 12, 2007

Eating The Breadstick

A phrase oftenly used by schoolchildren. It is a "code" among fellow class mates. It is most commonly used to refer to one or more children sliding on support beams found in or around the school.

Ricky: Hey dude!! Guess what i just did!
Tommy: I have no idea. What was it?
Ricky: I was eating the breadstick and almost got caught!!
Tommy: DAAAAAAYUM!!

by Harry Shaft January 25, 2009

Man eating bass

A woman's pussy who will fuck any and all men she can get her hands on.

They should put a sign on Kathy's apartment door,"Danger man eating bass".

by Deep blue 2012 January 14, 2010

Cheeseburger Eating Surrender Monkey

A derogatory term used to refer to an American Republican who originally supported the war in Iraq but now is silent in the face of growing resistance to the war.

In 2003 Republicans and conservatives bashed the French for not supporting war against Iraq by calling them "Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys".

Now that the Democrats control Congress, the same people offer only tepid resistance against growing calls for pulling American soldiers out of Iraq.

Example of usage:

Why are there no street protests by Republicans supporting the war? Is it because Republicans are just a bunch of cheeseburger eating surrender monkeys?

by xi_32 December 27, 2008

weed eating

giving oral sex to a girl with a hairy vagina.

dude 1: " Dude i was fucking weed eating a chick last night"

dude 2: " I can see that, the hairs are all in your teeth."

by david hamilton April 6, 2007