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act like one's shit dosen't stink

Why do you always act like your shit dosen't stink?
by Light Joker June 27, 2005
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dunne disease

Dunne disease can be found in almost any type of person, young or old, excluding crack heads. It is characterized by overwhelming lethargy, or, more specifically, the inability to do anything productive, especially if it involves moving. Often the devastating slothfulness is also accompanied by an even more grating constant complaining. When it is present it almost always has to do with the affected persons needs, such as food or water, which that person simply cannot meet themselves.

Dunne disease is normally fatal only because those affected with it will starve to death, or be killed by the people around them who’ve grown tired of their fucking bullshit attitude and constant whining.
Person 1: OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD I"VE BEEN BITTEN BY A KING COBRA! GET THE ANTIDOTE! I CAN'T MOVE MY LEGS!

Person 2: I don't know, it's way over on the counter and i'm really tired.

Person 1: MY LEGS ARE TURNING PURPLE! EVERYTHING IS GOING BLACK! I CAN'T SEE, OH GOD, I CAN'T SEE!!

Person 2: Jesus, stop yelling, I'm really tired. The medicine is pretty far away, i guess i'll get you it sometime tommorow probably.

Person 1: ...

2 Weeks later

Person 2: Man, why does it smell so bad in here? ...HEY, CAN ANYONE GET ME A SANDWICH? HELLO?
by cracker jones January 31, 2005
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Little Man's Disease

It is a condition where a small or short man will be generally more agressive towards tall or larger men.

The person with Little Man's Disease is trying to make himself seem stronger or better than the bigger person and is generally hostile or moody towards them.
'That geezer over there must have little man's disease. Look at him trying to start a fight with them to massive guys'.
by Oliver Vantini September 29, 2008
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Mad hoe disease

A hoe who is upset when someone dates their ex and situations where one usually gets mad but mad hoes over react
Just because Allison dated your ex don't try to fight her. You must have mad hoe disease or something
by Duh_hydrated October 9, 2014
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disease

an annoying person; someone who wont leave you alone; a "stalker-like" friend.
She was a total disease... she even followed me into the bathroom!
by wise_one__aka_sara May 14, 2005
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dose

a hit of acid/lsd. can be sold on blotter paper, sugar cubes, candy, or drops out of a bottle. doses in their liquid form are generally the most potent.
Hey baby, can i get a dose?
by 420love July 11, 2006
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Little Man’s Disease

Little Man’s Disease: A disease of short males marked by aggressive antisocial behavior and constant overcompensation resulting in pompous mannerisms such as spitting, twitching, swearing, speaking loudly and tough talk.
The disease only affects teenagers or men who are less than 5’ 6” tall. The severity of this disease is inversely proportional to the height of the sufferer. Other characteristics of this scourge are a very short penis, acne, low I.Q and bad etiquette. The poor bastards usually drive jacked up pick-up trucks lacking mufflers. Often these males are homophobic to the point of insanity because of latent sexual orientation issues.
You must have Little Man’s Disease.
He is such a worthless asshole he must have Little Man's Disease.
Little Man's Disease is an untreatable epidemic in this country.
Some of my best friends have Little Man’s Disease.
by Dr. Vinnie Boombaa May 4, 2007
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