A fantastical synonym for Bullshit, Horseshit, etc. Used to describe an undesirable situation or outcome.
Dungeon Master: Roll for initiative.
Paladin: *Rolls*
Dungeon Master: Nat 1.
Paladin: That's dragon dookie!
Paladin: *Rolls*
Dungeon Master: Nat 1.
Paladin: That's dragon dookie!
by MadMark255 December 13, 2024

Dookies that happen with such speed and frequency, that one could assume you are being controlled by someone who used the turbo button on their controller to keep the dookies going.
by MohawkedWarrior February 6, 2022

by Polk County florida May 24, 2022

by fwghost January 5, 2024

by GudNANgel July 3, 2024

When you feel like you have to take a big shit, but only a little comes out.
Guy 1: How did you only take a shit for a minute?
Guy 2: I had a little dookie sprinkle.
Guy 1: How did you only take a shit for a minute?
Guy 2: I had a little dookie sprinkle.
by TyroneBlackie June 9, 2014

A seasonal prank or practical joke performed on Halloween night in which one stealthily takes a shit in an unsuspecting person’s jackolantern. This can be performed at any time on October 31st and carry’s the most risk during trick or treating hours. With the use of front porch cameras gaining popularity it is recommended that this be done in costume to maintain anonymity.
Dang it Bernadine it’s another dat gum spooky dookie, just can’t have a nice jackolantern with that Johnson boy running around. I’ll catch him in the act one of these years.
by Jimmy frank April 10, 2022
