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Dragon Dookie

A fantastical synonym for Bullshit, Horseshit, etc. Used to describe an undesirable situation or outcome.
Dungeon Master: Roll for initiative.
Paladin: *Rolls*
Dungeon Master: Nat 1.
Paladin: That's dragon dookie!
by MadMark255 December 13, 2024
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turbo dookies

Dookies that happen with such speed and frequency, that one could assume you are being controlled by someone who used the turbo button on their controller to keep the dookies going.
Gotta call in sick, between the dollar store burritos and taco bell, I got the turbo dookies.
by MohawkedWarrior February 6, 2022
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Dookie Dick

When a man fucks another man in the ass
I heard when you was locked up you was a dookie dick
by Polk County florida May 24, 2022
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TYPE DOOKIE

THE WORD TYPE DOOKIE ORIGINATED BY THE DISCORD USER GHOSTS4686
SZNDER:I FW THE WAY YOU DRESS, GHOST: TYPE DOOKIE
by fwghost January 5, 2024
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Dookie Coded

Dookie-coded: 1. (adj.) Sharing characteristics with those of dookie
by GudNANgel July 3, 2024
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dookie sprinkle

When you feel like you have to take a big shit, but only a little comes out.

Guy 1: How did you only take a shit for a minute?
Guy 2: I had a little dookie sprinkle.
Guy 1: How did you only take a shit for a minute?
Guy 2: I had a little dookie sprinkle.
by TyroneBlackie June 9, 2014
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Spooky Dookie

A seasonal prank or practical joke performed on Halloween night in which one stealthily takes a shit in an unsuspecting person’s jackolantern. This can be performed at any time on October 31st and carry’s the most risk during trick or treating hours. With the use of front porch cameras gaining popularity it is recommended that this be done in costume to maintain anonymity.
Dang it Bernadine it’s another dat gum spooky dookie, just can’t have a nice jackolantern with that Johnson boy running around. I’ll catch him in the act one of these years.
by Jimmy frank April 10, 2022
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