Diaspora-displaced

A compound adjective to describe persons and populations living outside of their Indigenous homelands. Typically, refers to the descendants of those who emigrated from their home countries (i.e., children born, raised and still living in the 'adopted' country of their parents/grandparents).

Lola is a diaspora-displaced Puerto Rican who returned to her ancestral motherland of Boriken.

by WhateverLolaWrites November 21, 2024

Service Dispatcher

A person who will climb over their SO to screw a technician

The Service Dispatcher booked 12 hours of work and called at 3 hours in to ask if you "needed something to do after lunch"

by SolaMemes December 29, 2024

Pez-dispenser therapy

A.k.a. "Pez-dispenser alternative". Refers to where you spend sizeable time-periods loading candies into Pez dispensers instead of cartridges into ammo-magazines, either to practice anger-management or because you've had your firearm-privileges revoked.

Hot-headed individuals like Uncle Duke, Achmed, and Madea might do well to practice Pez-dispenser therapy, given their inherent urges to "lock 'n' load".

by QuacksO April 15, 2025

Cum Dispenser

Cum Dispenser/ Cumdispenser: The male version of a cumdumpster. Like how cum dumpster is a degrading term used for women (either used in a very misogynistic manner or used between two consenting individuals involving a woman who enjoys degradation as a kink), cum dispenser is a term insinuating that shooting or dispensing cum like a sex toy is all a man is good for, with the same undertones of him being "cheap," "easy," or "for everybody" that cum dumpster does. This can be used if you either want to degrade a man with harmful intent or if a submissive man enjoys degradation in the bedroom.

1:

"fuck your nothing but a human cum dispenser are you?"
"yes mommy I am"

2:

"Hey did you know Jake has a body count of over 20"
"omg he's literally nothing but a fucking cum dispenser lol"

by humanbat February 28, 2026

forced illegal dispach

dispach with out legal hours

don't have legal hours to get the pick up do it anyway

by jervik driver August 27, 2003

Filthy Garbage Disposal

When a chick wraps her midsection with plastic wrap, takes a massive dump, lets it collect in the bag, then, before intercourse, takes a knife and unloads it on her partner's chest.

Depressed Guy: "......"
Friend: "Dude, why are you so sad?"
Depressed Guy: "My girlfriend gave me a filthy garbage disposal..."
Friend: "ZOMG!"

by Kwog the Bligthar March 30, 2010

Throat Lotion Dispenser

A femal or in some cases a male who who loves giving fellatio and ingesting seminal fluid on a constant.

Man, all this jacking off and using spankerchefs is getting old... I need to hook up with a good THROAT LOTION DISPENSER. "... or ... " MY Wife, a TROOPER?! No no NO, The way she throats a cock and sucks it with such ferocity, she is a true, bonified THROAT LOTION DISPENSER!!!

by Mr. KSZ March 20, 2011