Typing Disorder

Often abbreviated to td, it means that when you type something in a conversation and you spell it slightly wrong. You are not obliged to correct a td simply with a typing disorder with an asterix(*); you have to write td straight away. You are also allowed to acknowledge someone elses typing disorder by writing td after they right it as well.

An STD is a super typing disorder.

Dean:Hey
Sophie:Hye
Sandra: td!
Sophie:i kno ryt, that was such a typing disorder!

Dean: Hello
Sophie: loleh
Sandra: STD!

by asexian July 1, 2009

Couchkies Disorder

The disorder where you flip your nouns in a sentence.

"Yo man, those tickets are on sale" flipped to: "Yo man, those sales are on ticket". This happens when you have the Couchkies Disorder. (Animals are immune to this disorder for lack of an understandable language)

by A-Money, and B-love June 20, 2010

Sexy Disorder

When you're just too damn sexy to the point where is becomes a health risk.

Wow, Channing Tatum has that sexy disorder. I doubt he'll live past 50.

by QueenP_ April 20, 2014

Compulsive Texting Disorder

- a condition in which an individual would rather text (communicate via text messaging) than verbally communicate (via phone) texter
- individuals who suffer from CTD may become proficient in text jargon ( LOL , OMG, TTYL , etc)

Man, this chick must have Compulsive Texting Disorder 'cause everytime I try to call her she ignores my call but then she texts me right afterwards.

by Trailer Trash Triplet #2 February 4, 2010

Vacation Deficit Disorder

an acute desire for a vacation; not having had a vacation in a long time and you feel a strong desire to hop on a plane and leave the country asap; also VDD.

I haven't had a vacation at all this year. I'm having severe vacation deficit disorder (or VDD).

by pyewacket June 9, 2011

Obsessive Hippie Disorder

a Disorder that plagues conservatives and makes them obsesses about a moment that is no longer relevant in a attempt to create a new smear word to scare Americans away from good liberal ideas that could help America.
Anything that ever relates to what a hippie is sets them off and cause them to hateful rant

See that wingnut ranting about liberal policies being {hippie politics? That guy has Obsessive Hippie Disorder

by Debunking Partisan Lies November 22, 2011

Political Reality Disorder

You suffer from political reality disorder when you don't believe what the MSM (mainstream media) says because logic and reality scream an entirely different picture no matter how hard they try to shove a lie down your throat.

When you're smarter than the average "sheeple" out there and you are a critical thinker and can discern for yourself without the clutter of outside banter from liars.

i suffer from "political reality disorder" and unfortunately there isn't a "pharmaceutical" with can be given to remedy this problem because I already understand how the BIG PHARMA MACHINE WORKS and I refuse to be "medicated" into compliance.

by Mindy M October 27, 2016