by WKMD October 26, 2019

What you call it when someone is eavesdropping on your conversation and offer advice that is not requested. It is usually a means to get them introduced into your conversation.
Bernice: So, Mike finally brought up us having a baby! I am so happy!
Bertha: That is so wonderful! Do you think he'll cut back on his work hours to be a daddy?
Waitress: Well, if you ask me, I wouldn't have a child with a man who thinks his job is more important than his family, honey.
Bernice: Who the fuck asked you - Honey? Mike is my pimp and I'll do whatever he tells me. Now fetch me some more coffee. I like it black!
Bertha: Me too! And stop dipping and chiming like a spoon and a bell - Bitch!!
Bertha: That is so wonderful! Do you think he'll cut back on his work hours to be a daddy?
Waitress: Well, if you ask me, I wouldn't have a child with a man who thinks his job is more important than his family, honey.
Bernice: Who the fuck asked you - Honey? Mike is my pimp and I'll do whatever he tells me. Now fetch me some more coffee. I like it black!
Bertha: Me too! And stop dipping and chiming like a spoon and a bell - Bitch!!
by von groovy June 11, 2017

by NOGGIL_AHS March 16, 2010

When you are just about to have sexual intercourse and you dip your penis in her vagina only to pull it out and stop because of guilt
by GraMoore February 24, 2015

by Jenbaby0 March 22, 2017

The yeasty, cheesy smegma slathered over the penis post coitus with a nasty, dirty, most likely infected whore vagina.
by Eaton Holgoode May 31, 2018

A funeral dip is a pickpocket whose specialty is dipping into people's pockets at actual funerals or even at the cemetery ceremonies.
by Warren Allen Smith May 18, 2006
