Danish Deuce

Taking an extremely large amount of laxatives then chucking your poop at your partner like a monkey.
by Mattt Olson October 24, 2019
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Bro deuce

When you and a bro deuce in public stalls next to each other. Bro deucing, when a cooperative effort is required.
At camp, Mike and Tyler had to deuce. There were two stalls available, thus resulting in a bro deuce.
by rorburger December 14, 2010
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deuce delay

When your about to leave and you have an unexpected bowel movement.
I was about to leave out the house but I had a deuce delay.
by bigfnjess March 17, 2014
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The Deuce is on the Loose

Euphemism for a bowel movement, especially diarrhea.
"Hey, how are you feeling? Any better?"

"Yeah my nose isn't stuffed up but the deuce is on the loose, still."
by hiddendragon March 22, 2012
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deuce processor

To go number 2 in someone's desktop computer. Similar to an upper decker, but much more inappropriate.
The gentleman with the dickeration was not pleased to find some had installed a deuce processor in his machine overnight.
by knasty2 February 03, 2010
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deuce cage

Most often a bathroom stall, however, any room with a toilet and a working door may be considered a deuce cage.
While doing work in the deuce cage, the preferred throne pal is a Gameboy DS.
by Fellow Goomba June 25, 2014
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deuce and dash

To take a shit, and then leave the bathroom without washing your hands.
I was at a urinal when I saw Bob deuce and dash! Note to self: Do not shake Bob's hand again.
by madworld May 31, 2013
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