Decking

Basically the opposite of docking
To deck you need 3 men, 2 of the 3 men will prolapse their assholes and the third man will wrap ones prolapsed ass over the other one.

Bro me jack and Carl did decking the other day, it hurt like shit but it was worth it

by The ultimate businessman October 16, 2024

Decking

Repeatedly Slamming your Cock into a deck or dock as hard as you can, usually results in splinters, blisters and uncontrollable bleeding.

Yo Jimmy, want to go Decking later? me and Darren made plans to!!

by Yours Truly -JB January 14, 2024

decking

brutally scrape someone else's wee wee on a hard wooden deck giving them splinters for life

Ow stop decking me Nicholas

by RGPRS September 10, 2023

Re-Stained the Deck

When a guy has sex two days in a row without showering.

Yeah man, had a great week-end with her, I even re-stained the deck.

by Restainer September 26, 2021

Deck head

A person who only judges a house and/or person by the quality of there porch and deck.

Man that guy is such a deck head

by SKYTURTLE March 19, 2018

Dick-decked

When someone punches you straight in your dick

Hey did you see that movie where the giy got dick-decked by his own mom?

by White boy master January 08, 2016

deck lord

When you continuously put mei's Ice wall in front of a sniper's position in blizzard,s game, Overwatch.

I was trying to play widowmaker, but that guy was being a major deck lord.

by Ace Easy July 29, 2018