cum dumpster surprise

when a girl or guy's face is jizzed on by another then they stick their head in a dumpster and then in the sun so it can dry. They then peel it off their face to pick their dingleberries and eat them like tortilla and salsa

He made the tastiest cum dumpster surprise when we went over his house last night. UMMMM! YUMM!!!!!

by THE CANDYMAN emmmm May 8, 2011

dumpster frumster

A dumpster frumster is someone that you dont like.. and that you want to call trashy.. or a slut..

Nike is a dumpster frumster...THAT I HATE!!

by EmmaLee January 5, 2005

badger cum dumpster

A dumpster with which a dozen badgers have a nice circle jerk until it is 25 percent full, and then sacrifice a human to draquana the Lord of the badger under world.

"Stacy's mom is gonna end up a badger cum dumpster"

by Badgercumdumster6969 December 8, 2016

Dumpster fire

The female equivalent of a fuck boy.

Jenny loves to find guys on tinder to meet up with.
I'm just not emotionally ready for a relationship but we can be friends and fool around.

Wears leggings every damn day.
Says i know but I'm cute so it's ok.
She's a dumpster fire.

by realjohnjacob September 19, 2016

Cum dumpster slut nugget

A person that takes a shitty dildo and feeds it to a flock of geese at the park, then goes home and gives themselves a good old English Hot Pocket.

I saw this cum dumpster slut nugget at the park last week, he was feeding the geese a dildo.

by Jeremy Asia man November 14, 2017

Green Chile Cum Dumpster

When a very young and eager "New Mexican" male witnesses snow porn for the first time at a junior classmates slightly rural farm and gets overly aroused by said porn, then decides to initiate an unsolicited circle jerk around a trash barrel in the barn next to the house. All the while, said classmates watch in horror! only one finishes…

Dude what the fuck happened last night? I thought we were having a good time until homeboy pulled out his meat pepper and dumped a load into the trashcan like it was some kind of green Chile cum dumpster!!! I'm scarred for life....

by Ricky Fitts January 25, 2019

Cum Guzzling Dumpster Slut

Any woman who has a reputation of giving anyone she meets a blowjob, in exchange for anything, or just because she can.

" Dude! stay away from the Cum guzzling dumpster slut!'

by Matstron March 10, 2009