konkey dong

when you're about to konk someone in the dong. specifically donkey kong

I konkey dong ed multiple people in my class today

by hjafullllllllllbj November 13, 2020

Juicing Dongs

Sucking cock, or giving someone fellatio

That chick totally juiced my dong last night.

That girl loves juicing dongs, everyone knows it.

Go juice a dong.

by Eddie Baumgartner October 2, 2008

konkey dong

dont play with it too much or it might break
multiplayer konkey dong is fun

hey wanna come (over) and play konkey dong with me?

by _Dr. Evil February 14, 2003

The Chong Dong

A penis of immense size that bends space and time with its mass

Courtney- Hey Chad, you look like the kind of jock with the Chong Dong
Chad- Fuck yea, u down to have rough sex?
Courtney- Yea I’m down
Chad- *whips out cock, and the space time continuum ruptures*
Courtney- turns into a 2d shape and screams in terror as the world crumples and everything she has ever known vanishes before her eyes

by KKK77777 March 13, 2018

Ding,Dong

Invented by Sir Leslie Phillips,

To indicate attraction to another person used as an ice breaker chat up line.

Sarah this is Matt , Matt this is Sarah. Matt " Ding,Dong"
as an attractive girl comes within ear shot direct the words "Ding,Dong" in her direction accumponied with a confidend charm smerk.
The words "Ding,Dong "can be streched out slightley for inhanced inpack on delivery.

by Balloonio May 28, 2017

Rock Dong

A band with rock dongs has the ability to rock so hard that every seat in the house will be wet with rock juice.

The Away Game whipped out their Rock Dongs and there wasn't a dry seat in the house

by The Home Game August 15, 2008

bobby dong

very sexy man, player, usually a nigga

damn bobby dong has 8 girlfriends

by omg wtf ur so cool March 7, 2020