dones

Fried, doughey delicacies more commonly known as donuts or doughnuts. Often enjoyed with coff or maybe some sips. Purhchased at the local DnD.

1. You guys want some munch? I got the dones and the coff in the truck, let's go!

2. Alright, let's go out and get some dones to supplement our Food-a-call.

by Shortass October 12, 2004

Dogshow

Feeling a guy's crotch while hooking up to check the size of his package and/or arousal state. Inspired by the technique performed by dog-show judges to assess structure and functionality.

Dinner didn't go so well, but after the dogshow I thought I'd give him another shot.

by Fireandice June 21, 2010

Dings

Has multiple meangins, can mean shitty, lame, gay, weak. I serious cut down on a chick.

"Dude, yer the fuckin' dings, just drink with us tonight."

"That chick is the fuckin dings man, and a cocktease taboot."

"Dude I gotta cut the grass man, its the dings."

by Kevin K. January 26, 2005

Slaughter and the dogs

Listen to then NOWWW

Slaughter and The Dogs are really good.

by asdfasdf December 10, 2003

dogsnot

A very sweet man, who is devilish tendencies. His hobbies are having sex, getting high, and getting drunk.

Fuck me harder, DOGSNOT!

by YearRoundPMSGirl November 28, 2003

veggie dogs

made from the excrements of tofu and potato juice. can be served hot or cold as no carcasses have been hurt in this process. item is usually sectioned off by itself in your local grocers. item is to be cooked with separate utensils to avoid wussy contamination in the collective.

C- bbq time
Noid - wtf is that
Tycho - veggie dogs oh yeah! followed by floping

by foug January 12, 2005

the dogs bollocks

when you have the absolute best possible hand in texas holdem

that silly mfer is so dumb hed fold the dogs bollocks if you put him all in

by nick_pepper October 9, 2004