Your friends dads uncles dads sons brother in law sister was married to your dad. That was until he left your family leaving you with daddy issues and being mentally unstable.
Friend - " her daddy left when she was young "
Rando - " oh so she has daddy issues "
Friend - " yeah "
Rando - " yeah nah, I'm dipping I can't handle that "
"Daddy, DADDY!", Maria screamed, as she jiggled more under the warm hold of Denis while he started swiveling his tool, around and around, and thewhite liquid flowed as he cupped her breasts (etc)