A crustian of catholic faith, especially of European descent. Most European crustians follow the so called roman or latin (cuntolic church). This is a mix of the Semitic idea of god submerged in roman paganism. One of the rules of the cuntolic chuch is that their priests are not permitted to marry after ordination, so what they do is they (mostly Europeans) sexually abuse little boys instead.
Person 1: Do you know who George Pell is?
Person 2: I have no clue.
Person 1: George Pell is a cuntolic cardinal and an advisor of Pope Francis. He is also a child rapist.
Person 2: Hope they hang him in public!
Person 1: He was let go after only one year in prison.
Person 2: I have no clue.
Person 1: George Pell is a cuntolic cardinal and an advisor of Pope Francis. He is also a child rapist.
Person 2: Hope they hang him in public!
Person 1: He was let go after only one year in prison.
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They often feature eccentric ensembles, feminine or androgynous leads, and a balance of humor, trauma, and rebellion that attracts a devoted cult-like following.
It could also be used to describe a cartoon or animated piece of media that has gathered a fandom so loud and ridiculous that it almost feel like a cult, regardless if the show, project or animation was designed to gather such attention.
They often feature eccentric ensembles, feminine or androgynous leads, and a balance of humor, trauma, and rebellion that attracts a devoted cult-like following.
It could also be used to describe a cartoon or animated piece of media that has gathered a fandom so loud and ridiculous that it almost feel like a cult, regardless if the show, project or animation was designed to gather such attention.
“Murder Drones and Digital Circus are the most popular cultoons right now.”
“I'm telling you, bro. cultoons are all the same! Look at Helluva boss and Murder Drones- they have this... vibe.”
“Cute, edgy and creepy indie show on youtube? Yeah, TikTok is eating good this week.”
"Yeah, youtube thinks I want to watch all these cute, edgy, gothic. creepy shipping bullsh*t! I don't care for Cultoons!"
Related: Dark whimsy, Whimsy-goth, creepy-cute, alt-animation, fandom-bait.
“I'm telling you, bro. cultoons are all the same! Look at Helluva boss and Murder Drones- they have this... vibe.”
“Cute, edgy and creepy indie show on youtube? Yeah, TikTok is eating good this week.”
"Yeah, youtube thinks I want to watch all these cute, edgy, gothic. creepy shipping bullsh*t! I don't care for Cultoons!"
Related: Dark whimsy, Whimsy-goth, creepy-cute, alt-animation, fandom-bait.
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