by Rose_dragon June 10, 2021
Get the crystal mckaymug. THE WEIRDEST AND UGLIEST COUPLE OF ALL TIME WHEN YOU SEE MJ IN PERTH AND CRYSTAL IN MELBOURNE YOU WILL VOMIT AT THEIR LONG DISTANCE RELATINOSHIP
by sophiraaa November 12, 2023
Get the crystal and mjmug. by Josiahvandien December 9, 2021
Get the CRYSTALLIZEDmug. I wonder if they were originally brown? Perhaps not --- according to her biography, she and Hubby have been married for many years and get along quite well, so presumably she's never had much occasion to have her significant other cause her to "cry her brown eyes blue".
I could never quite understand how the song "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" made much sense, since Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes.
by QuacksO May 23, 2020
Get the Crystal Gayle already has blue eyesmug. A person that's so much of an idiot that you could actually see through their brain, and of course there is no brain cells.
John: I just broke your cat's leg for fun!
Miranda: You fucking crystal brain, you're so fucking stupid that everyone, even the stupid know you're stupid
Miranda: You fucking crystal brain, you're so fucking stupid that everyone, even the stupid know you're stupid
by LoogieSolos April 2, 2022
Get the Crystal Brainmug. Spectacular, fantastic, beautiful, intelligent, and not to mention every other beautifully inspirational word in the whole entire world. If you are this GENEROUS, GORGEOUSLY SPOKENs friend, you don't have to worry about it because if she's got it you got it. Proud Mary.
by anonymous December 31, 2023
Get the Crystal Dawnmug. The most beautiful woman in the whole wide world! She's Helen of Troy... Saying she's incredibly gorgeous is an understatement! She's a Goddess! She's stunning, she's divine, she's mesmeric. She's fucking Aphrodite! She's dripping deliciousness! She's the epitome of desire... She captivates the mind, body and soul. She is the one, she is Mrs. Right... It's inevitable that you'll fall for her.
by YoungGenna May 12, 2022
Get the Crystalmug.