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willy crystal

When your squishin with your girl and when she cums you say, "I'll have what she's having!" Then blast on her face.
Mom, I'm in love with the Chicken King because he gave me the Willy Crystal!
by Phil Spritzer January 25, 2016
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Crystal Atkin

A girl who has the beauty of an angel but the voice of a dying seal
by asianhead2230 April 16, 2020
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Crystal She Mouse

A super-mouse (hampster) that watches my apartment. Shes a bestfriend of her wild lettuce.

Shes eaten cooked cow meat as gravy and liked it as a 3" david vs goliath
Crystal She Mouse lives in a two story cage and calls a porceline nest a bed.
by Cody5050 May 3, 2023
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Crystalism

A religion where one joins CrystalCove and builds up the town.
Wow I am so happy now that I left Moonshine and started my path of Crystalism! Thx Toxic!
by iToxic9 July 30, 2019
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Crystal

Crystal,a crazy girl that kind of sucks at her mother tounge,shes flapping her hair around 24/7 and is a serious joker.shes always willing to know everything about everyone.shes crazy again and short.
Person : crystal help idk how to do this worksheet
Crystql : y ru asking me bro
by Questionmarkusers November 15, 2022
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Crystal Teardrop

When a little bit of shit pops out during anal sex.
Holy fuck, you pulled out too fast. I think I laid a crystal teardrop.
by waltersplat November 22, 2023
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