hood crickets

The repeated beeping sounds from multiple smoke alarms with low batteries, often heard in apartments or homes in low-income neighborhoods where people either can’t afford or don’t bother to replace them.

I was on the phone with my boy, and every few seconds, I kept hearing that beep. I said, ‘Bro, change your smoke alarm battery!’ He just sighed and said, ‘Man, those are just the hood crickets singing.

by dryiceco2 March 21, 2025

Cricketeers

A couple of conspiracy theorists bunkered up after a 34 count conviction! Hiding from the world knowing their anti-American support of felons & crime has in no way affected their ability to walk a beat! #BeatWalkersSupportingCrime

Yo MEME, you think our wife’s know we are sniveling anti-American butt hurt bunker bitches disguised as cricketeers. Nah, we got this RICQ, #RepealTheSteal.

by Silky_13 May 31, 2024

cricket

It’s the sport you play when you suck at soccer.

Barry sucked at soccer as a youth, so he took up Cricket instead.

by Fred P. Snarffington June 7, 2024

Cricket

It’s the sport you play when you suck at football (aka soccer).

Barry sucked at football as youth, so he tried out for the cricket team instead.

by Fred P. Snarffington June 7, 2024

Jiminy Crickets

to say as you feel annoyed about a certain situation

'We don't have that in stock right now, sorry'
OH, JIMINY CRICKETS!!

by jiminybingbong June 9, 2024

Cricket

A Cricket is someone who is loud in bed.

A Screamer, etc.

"Well aren't you a Cricket"

by 9108784 June 28, 2024

Compton Cricket

A fire alarm beep.

I was walking up the street the other day, and when i passed this one house, and I heard the Compton Cricket. Now I know the owner is from Compton.

by dandysavage April 28, 2025