Cricket

It’s the sport you play when you suck at football (aka soccer).

Barry sucked at football as youth, so he tried out for the cricket team instead.

by Fred P. Snarffington June 7, 2024

water cricket

Loud Latinos, often found in large groups outside the bodega at night;

Known to fill vehicles past recommended capacity.

Look at all them water crickets packed in that Honda!

by Rell Mars November 21, 2018

cricket

synonym for dumb
to use in place of “blonde”

person 1 : “i love Neil Armstrong’s music ”
person 2 : “ your such a cricket”

by flowerbabybunny68 August 19, 2022

Moon Cricket

One who posts a story on social media, but hides said story from certain individuals.

Damn that dude Ron is a moon cricket!

by G2theDouble March 28, 2023

cricket king

Someone who repeatedly attempts to start up conversation in a group chat / text / email thread, but is never responded to, as what they are saying is irrelevant to the concerns of any of the recipients.

He wouldn't be such a cricket king if he didn't feel the need to start talking about nonsense every time the group goes silent.

by commissioner mugsy August 29, 2017

Killed their Cricket

When someone is exhibiting irrational behavior and has disregarded their inner conscious. Similarly to Jiminy Cricket from Pinocchio.

They Killed their Cricket when they decided to yell at the waiter.

by Gekkouga7 May 25, 2021

cone cricket

Women who seek out sexy male road construction workers, love the smell of fresh asphalt and the color high visibility yellow.

That cone cricket out there at it again trying to hook up with dozer operator.

by Cndlstkmkr October 24, 2022