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sheet creep

What happens during the night when the fitted bottom sheet gets partially or entirely detached.
I didn't sleep well due to sheet creep. When I woke this morning my bottom sheet was partially on the floor and I was laying on a bare mattress.
by pennythek September 20, 2010
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cooter creeper

short dresses or tight dresses or long shirts worn as dresses that creep up on the cooter slowly as the person walks or dances.
Did you see that girl that was in that cooter creeper dress.

That halloween costume I tried on the other day was a cooter creeper so I did not buy it.

That dress you wore last night sure was a cooter creeper. Saw way more than I wanted too.
by party city employee say what September 27, 2010
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undercover creep

a guy or girl who seems to be the perfect one but then turns needy in a short about of time
He turned into an undercover creep!
by freaked out! February 21, 2011
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Meat Creeper

A Meat Creeper: When a guy runs his hand up the leg of what he thought was a girl, it's what creeps down to meet him half way.
Dude#1: Had a scary encounter with that chick after the party the other night.

Dude#2: What, the really tall one with the big hands?

Dude#1: Yeah, wound up back on her couch and was about to do the deed when I made a nasty discovery.

Dude#2: Oh no, she had a Meat Creeper?!!!
by shakerrr March 19, 2011
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the creeper game

When two to three people go to a creeper friendly, high pedestrian traffic post (grocery store, porch, bench by Hawkins pond) and imagine elaborate background stories for the people walking by.
Ana: Hey Tori! want to play the creeper game?

Tori: Hell yeah! this bench is far away from the street enough, no one will even know we're hardcore creepin on them!
by creeperana February 21, 2012
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carpark creep

The role needed to be adopted when trying to find a car parking spot in a shopping centre. Being a carpark creep involves adopting a motivated attitude immediately after entering the carpark. The carpark creep identifies a pedestrian and follows the pedestrian to their car, almost catching the back of their shoes from driving so close to them. Best done in a Prius as they are very quiet cars. The carpark creep has no shame.
Mum: "I don't have time to waste looking for a car parking spot so I have no choice to be a carpark creep."
Kid: "But Mum.... This is soooooo embarrassing!"
Mum: Tough luck kid, you ain't driving the car so you need to deal with it.
by urbandictionarykate August 16, 2012
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Dog Creeper

A mild form of stalking which occurs when a dog makes its owner feel uncomfortable by acting weird, sketchy or creepy; staring at the owner for extended periods of time, following the owner from room to room, always wanting to be in physical contact with its owner, obsessively licking and smelling the owner, physically crying when the owner leaves the home.
My Chihuahua is such a dog creeper. Every time I look up she is always close by, sitting and staring at me.

Seriously, my dog must be the creepiest dog creeper ever. I would let her sketchy ass sit next to me all the time if she didn't act all creepy when she did. Bitch is always licking on me like I am a lollipop, and of course you can see in her eyes that it turns her on.
by mydogsgonecrazy November 7, 2012
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