The little cups of frozen treat that they serve you in church as a bribe for showing up and enduring the boring sermon.
If a church sermon is intended to be enjoyed instead of endured, how come the only part of it that I get any pleasure out of is the ice cream Sunday at the end?? Plus they only give everyone such a tiny portion, with no extra scoops/helpings as a reward if you managed not to squirm or whimper! Why, for as much agony as I went though to sit on that hard wooden seat and suffer through an hour and a half of hypocritical lecturing , they should give me a while BOWL of ice cream!
by QuacksO June 16, 2018
Get the ice cream Sundaymug. by Joneeko March 16, 2020
Get the whole ice cream tubmug. When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone
“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 21, 2021
Get the The artesian ice cream machinemug. if you eat this you're insane.
go get clinical help, a therapist, psychiatrist, talk to a homeless man.
go get clinical help, a therapist, psychiatrist, talk to a homeless man.
by anonymous May 24, 2021
Get the Pistachio Ice creammug. Named after the famed Stonewall Inn in Greenwich Village in NYC, the Stonewall Banana Ice Cream Sundae is a unique gay butt sex maneuver. It starts off with the Penetrator coating both moons of the Penetratee’s ass with yellow food dye after which the Penetrator subsequently squirts a can of whip cream into the Penetratee’s ass crack. The Penetrator then coats his penis with chocolate syrup and proceeds to thrust it into the Penetratee's ass using the combination of chocolate syrup and whip cream as lubricant. Upon the Penetrator breaking the seal of the Penetratee’s colon and shooting his load of his boy joy juice in the Penetratee’s gastrointestinal track, the Penetratee cums all over himself and then, playing peek-a-poop, slowly releases a turd emerging from his ass that stops short of retraction thus giving the illusion of a Banana Ice Cream Sundae.
Jimmy stopped by Arthur’s house for an afternoon of gay butt sex and gave Arthur his signature Stonewall Banana Ice Cream Sundae.
by HANDLEWHAT March 21, 2025
Get the Stonewall Banana Ice Cream Sundaemug. by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 15, 2020
Get the Tomato Ice Creammug. An act usually preformed during sexual intercourse between a male and a female. The male poops and ejaculates into the females vagina. The female then squirts and queefs at the same time forcing the ice cream like liquid onto the males face. The male proceeds to eat the mixture.
by Jack wang May 31, 2024
Get the Chocolate ice cream tsunamimug.