Kraken on crack

A small dwarf that loves jerking off to digimon and has a pet dolphin that’s retarded UWU

Stop being a kraken on crack

by Blackballsxdxdxd May 14, 2021

Crack Splitter

A particularly violent fart, being so forceful to literally split apart the buttcrack

Had a real crack splitter last nigh... my ass still hurts

by squirrely dan October 10, 2019

crack mints

mints that make you cray cray, they are very addictive and beautiful, and make sparks in the dark.

gimme them crack mints

by abbalabbalabbalabba December 5, 2007

Dry cracking

To take it in the ass dry!

My Job is always Dry Cracking me!

by Wizzlegoober April 23, 2018

crack-legged

When you are sitting on the bus and the man sitting next to you who is smoking crack begins to feel your leg or legs.

OMG it was so gross. When I was riding the 31 bus home today this old dude totally crack-legged me, so I had to switch seats.

by New what? Newark. November 30, 2011

Crack spat

An unpredictable & overly aggressive comment generally made by someone who appears to be on crack cocain.

Did you see that guy having a massive crack spat?

by StottRod November 4, 2018

German crack

Drugs available at German grocery stores.

Huck's is whack. Ima get better German crack at Aldi.

by Justforyoumatt September 17, 2016