Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of another, then sits in it and slides back and forth whilst screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer.

After violating honor code curfew, Mahonri had fallen asleep on the couch. To teach him a lesson, Hyrum gave him cougar tracks.

by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021

cougar jumper

aka CJ - A young guy who is trying to get with older women for the purpose of trying to date someone like his mom.

Andre is such a cougar jumper on Plenty of Fish.

by jess312 July 20, 2021

Bald Cougar

An older woman, defined as a Cougar, who is up to date on all the latest personal landscaping trends.

As the Cougar disrobed before me , I took note of her well groomed landing strip and realized she was no ordinary cougar; she was a Bald Cougar.

by elsyds29 August 5, 2021

cougar nails

if a girl has really really long nails… them be cougar nails

woman: *flashes cougar nails*
guys: um… *backs away*

by Pineapple89 July 4, 2021

Flaming Cougar

A lesbian that goes after younger women.

"Look at that flaming cougar trying to hook-up with that hot chick!"

by It'sBig December 26, 2011

Cougar Cheese

An older woman's vagina slime.

"Dude I just hooked up with your mom, she has some nasty cougar cheese."

by Fieldzzz January 12, 2012

N.C.A (National Cougar Association)

A category someone is placed in when considered to be a (cougar).

Malinda is now in the N.C.A (National Cougar Association)

by ginga-_-ninga March 25, 2011