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Proto-cougar

That one middle or high school chick who just can't WAIT to come and give a lucky 12 year old boy his first bj or handjob
Little Joey got a bit more help than he bargained for when his parents paid Kathy to help him with his homework. She'll make a fine cougar one day, but she's a bit young for that. Proto-cougar?
by GULLYMAN April 3, 2011
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satin cougar

an old lady that wears satin and preys on younger men
Damn, that Betty White is such a satin cougar.
by pendulity June 11, 2011
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gray cougar

An older woman, usually over 55 years, who still acts or thinks like a cougar but is beginning to show her age. While generally attractive, the wrinkles, gray hair, and loss of firmness are getting harder to hide. Another indication is if she surrounds herself with younger cougars. She doesn't have the stamina to perform like a typical cougar, but she may initiate conversation with prey and allow other cougars to steal the prize. As with all cougars, she will be very confident, possibly flirtateous if the prey is significantly younger. Gray cougars tend to be a bit more reserved in public settings, but may surprise you once in private.
College guy to his wingman: Hey, we gotta get outta here, this place is full of gray cougar and they're starting to notice us.
by firescout September 5, 2013
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gold cougar

a cougar that's also a gold digger
Karen is such a gold cougar!!
by 3rxn June 29, 2017
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Great Grand Cougar

A great grand cougar, the oldest of her BFF grand cougar girl friends who hunts for men younger than those men with her girlfriends. Or at least she tries to...
"I see those men at the bar over there, but I have my eyes on that 18-year old hanging out by the door." says the Great Grand Cougar to her Grand Cougar friends.
by SJT_intheislands September 28, 2009
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Dirty nasty cougar cunt

Middle aged hooker who chases young men with a dirty stanky gross twat who is always a drunk and heavy drug user. Often has vag cig. those that fuck the bitch always feel dirty and pathetic afterwards.
Jojo is always looking for a young guy around the corner, what a Dirty nasty cougar cunt she is, not to mention she has vag cig.
by ballplayer182 March 8, 2022
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Reverse Cougar

Young gay men who go for older men.
Ryan: So, like, i totally hit up this sexy fox of a 45yr old today hehe ^o^

Pam: Wtf you're such a reverse cougar! -_-
by Pammy Pop ^o^ September 2, 2009
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