kama sutra cougar 

a krispy that endures sprains and rugburns while experimenting on the trapeze

Mags - why does krispy have a neckbrace on today?
streefy - it was a kama sutra cougar evening.

kama sutra cougar by Izzard January 27, 2007

Proto-cougar

That one middle or high school chick who just can't WAIT to come and give a lucky 12 year old boy his first bj or handjob

Little Joey got a bit more help than he bargained for when his parents paid Kathy to help him with his homework. She'll make a fine cougar one day, but she's a bit young for that. Proto-cougar?

Proto-cougar by GULLYMAN April 3, 2011

satin cougar 

an old lady that wears satin and preys on younger men

Damn, that Betty White is such a satin cougar.

satin cougar by pendulity June 11, 2011

gray cougar 

An older woman, usually over 55 years, who still acts or thinks like a cougar but is beginning to show her age. While generally attractive, the wrinkles, gray hair, and loss of firmness are getting harder to hide. Another indication is if she surrounds herself with younger cougars. She doesn't have the stamina to perform like a typical cougar, but she may initiate conversation with prey and allow other cougars to steal the prize. As with all cougars, she will be very confident, possibly flirtateous if the prey is significantly younger. Gray cougars tend to be a bit more reserved in public settings, but may surprise you once in private.

College guy to his wingman: Hey, we gotta get outta here, this place is full of gray cougar and they're starting to notice us.

gray cougar by firescout September 5, 2013

gold cougar 

a cougar that's also a gold digger

Karen is such a gold cougar!!

gold cougar by 3rxn June 29, 2017

Great Grand Cougar 

A great grand cougar, the oldest of her BFF grand cougar girl friends who hunts for men younger than those men with her girlfriends. Or at least she tries to...

"I see those men at the bar over there, but I have my eyes on that 18-year old hanging out by the door." says the Great Grand Cougar to her Grand Cougar friends.

Great Grand Cougar by SJT_intheislands September 28, 2009

Dirty nasty cougar cunt

Middle aged hooker who chases young men with a dirty stanky gross twat who is always a drunk and heavy drug user. Often has vag cig. those that fuck the bitch always feel dirty and pathetic afterwards.

Jojo is always looking for a young guy around the corner, what a Dirty nasty cougar cunt she is, not to mention she has vag cig.

Dirty nasty cougar cunt by ballplayer182 March 8, 2022