An older woman, defined as a Cougar, who is up to date on all the latest personal landscaping trends.
As the Cougar disrobed before me , I took note of her well groomed landing strip and realized she was no ordinary cougar; she was a Bald Cougar.
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Dude, you ever get so desperate that you stared cruising the trailer parks for a wampus cougar? Well, I have . And let’s just say my dick is now know as captain Gordon!
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Get the cougar snatch mug.a middle aged or older woman, who was once a trophy wife, but has become dissatisfied with her husband but she refuses to leave him because she loves his money (and possibly his children). Goes on frequent "girls nights" with her friends and often will try to party like she's still in her 20's.
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Cougars are where it's at. They have all the experience. It doesn’t matter her age, if she can hold on, that’s all I need.
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