cooter plug

A common word used in reference to a specific type of feminine hygiene product, that is often flushed down the toilet, causing said toilet to clog. Also known as a tampon.

Father to Plumber-Guy: "Have you found what's clogged up the toilet again?"
Plumber Guy: "Not yet..."
Father: "Better not be them damn cooter plugs!"

by JoshCarSr April 8, 2006

cooterbug

Slang for vagina. Pretty much the word cooter, but someone added the word bug to make it sound that much more juvenile.

Cross your legs, girl! You're showing off your cooterbug!

by Ksadler September 19, 2006

cooter fat

fat deposits on a woman in the vaginal area.

Jebadiah loves to suck Jezebel's cooter fat.

by Text_Maddi August 6, 2008

coots

a meanie name for ickypoo old men

look at those hairs in his ears! he's an old coot!

by minderella January 9, 2005

cooties

Another Form of Aids

Don't Make me give you cooties!

by jl32194 March 11, 2010

cooter stache

(n.) what you receive after you have gone down on a girl with a large lotus patch and you come up with a few pussy sprouts on your upper lip

Jon went down on Jen in the bathroom, after the tennis match and came up with a huge cooter stache!

by joe jones and russell bray October 25, 2008

cootermunch

lowest grade or quality

Cody: Can i have a good pillow?
Steve: You get the cootermunch pillow!
Cody: aww man

by 00civic December 16, 2008